100th !!!

So I was gonna do the whole "100 things about me" for my 100th post, but I didn't finish the list! so I'll just tell a Samantha story! My sister colored her hair today and it's red! Looks real good on her! My hair dresser is the POO!!!

Me: So do you like your mommy's hair?

Samantha: No!

Kids are so honest!
I love it!

Sunday Recap

Church was awesome today! Freedom reigns in this place and where else in the world could you hear at a baptism service:

"I was looking for love in all the wrong places" OR
"I'm gonna bring you my weed box!"

Another Conversation with Samantha

I'm on the phone with my neice Samantha:

Samantha: Are you over Maggie's?

Me: No

Samantha: How is Maggie?

Me: She's real good!

Samantha: How's Maggie's mom?

Me: She's real good too. She's gonna have another baby!

Samantha: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I saw her belly gettin big and I just knew it!

Samantha hasn't seen Maggie's mom since last summer! Sorry Maggie's mom! :)

Happy Birthday Samantha!

Today is my niece, Samantha’s birthday. She is 6 years old today! When Samantha was born she gave us a real good scare. She was in the hospital for a month after she was born. She had some bleeding on her brain and some other complications but the doctors never could figure out what was “wrong”. Mmm I wonder why? She is our miracle baby and is now free and clear of any ailment! Today she is a normal (as anyone in our family could be) 6 year old little girl that loves dress up, make up and Hannah Montana!
I called her today to wish her a Happy Birthday and asked her what she wanted for her birthday. She said “Lipstick and Earwings

You Shook Me all night long....

Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching

The talk around the water cooler today was "Earthquake 08"! Did you feel it? Here's my account of it...

Coney: Woof! Woof!

Inkelshead: "What the? Thunder? Is that an Earthquake? Nah, must be Fort Knox"

Coney: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Me: NO Bark, Coney!

and I turn over and go right back to sleep!

It's a cowboy lovin night....

I mean, dang, why do I sound like Tanya Tucker when I talk today? Allergies bite!

More questions?

My last blog made me think that maybe just maybe my readers have more unanswered questions that they would like answered about me. So here's your chance. Ask away...and if they are not to personal, I might answer! :)