"I can't stand the rain" (in my best Missy Elliot voice)

I’m so sick of this rain! It’s been close to two weeks since I was able to mow my lawn! It needed it last week but when I went to mow it, my mower wouldn’t start and now it hasn’t stopped raining! It’s getting very tall and I can barely see Coney when he goes outside. I just don't want to be the neighbor that everyone talks about, you know the one, everyone says how bad their yard looks! and I surely don't want the neighborhood grass police to come by....AGAIN....oh wait, am I that neighbor?!
Well when I am able to cut my grass, you can rest assured, I won't be wearing this outfit!